CAFFEINATED // CHEW MODE — NIGHT OPS // V1 COLLECTION

CAFFEINATED // CHEW MODE is a pocket-format caffeine system for on-demand alertness. Matte black. Signal green. No can. No shaker. No PR language.

This is for active pressure scenarios. Pager just lit up. You are walking into a client call running on two hours sleep. Queue is live and demotion is on the line. You are at the library table and failure on this exam is not an option.

Each piece delivers fast-absorption caffeine through the mouth instead of the gut. Sharp focus. Low jitter. Sugar free. No “clean energy drink” narrative. No wellness arc. This is throughput.

Format: 3 strips per box. 10 gums per strip. 30 total units. Tear one off and deploy.
Use cases: “Production is red and I’m on incident.” “Investor call in 14 minutes.” “I have to finish this render before handoff.” “This exam decides if I pass.”

CHEW MODE is built for adult operators who already know what caffeine does and choose to stay online anyway.